He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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