I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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