Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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