I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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