So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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