Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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