I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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