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I don't think brook has ever known best

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(704): View more from North Carolina

ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'

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(864): View more from South Carolina

After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!

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(514): View more from Quebec

he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.

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(323): View more from California

dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?

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(647): View more from Ontario

It's okay, big boobs are better than running.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...

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