I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you win again, gameday.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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