I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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