thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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