I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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