How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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