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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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