Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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