Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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