Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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