What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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