How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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