Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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