this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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