That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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