sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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