I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
we're so committed to being not committed
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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