my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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