Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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