god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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