Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
NoShamevember. You game?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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