girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
My penis needs a shock collar
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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