Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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