Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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