another moral hangover. fuck.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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