its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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