He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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