i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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