Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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