Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
why is half of my head shaved?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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