I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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