I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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