Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
nutella sex= disaster
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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