It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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