if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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