i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
