It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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