i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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