I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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