So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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