Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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