Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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