my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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