do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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