shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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